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Cheltenham Restaurant News Round Up – October

The Looking Glass Cheltenham restaurant

Well, it’s not really a Cheltenham restaurant story, but rumours of a pavement in the High Street have been proved true. The hoardings have been stripped away and the new John Lewis is now open.  Local tea room chain Huffkins is on bun duty in the caff. Actually there are two cafes, we preferred the one at the back. 

Let’s face it, Montpellier is so last week these days. John Lewis has lured Cheltenham’s upper-middles down to the High Street for what may very well be the first time. It’s genuinely great to watch: a heady mix of Boden couples, drug couriers on their black bikes, reinvigorated Frank Sinatra tribute buskers, baffled students leaving Lidl and the 11am lager punters at The Spectre (was ever a pub so well named?). Spice of life.

For foodies, the topical shock Is that Champignon Sauvage lost a star in the recent Michelin round. This after many years of being a two star. In his reactions David Everitt-Matthias was clearly disappointed, not to say shocked and it’s easy to see why. Champignon Sauvage is consistent, interesting and good value and, local patriotism aside, this seems nonsense. The quality and value are certainly there. Perhaps moving to Shoreditch would be the best way of getting it back?  Meanwhile, no doubt the restaurant will be redoubling efforts. So what better time to support the one Michelin-starred Champignon Sauvage? 

Incidentally, Gloucestershire is a bit short of Michelin-starred restaurants these days. Lords of the Manor and 5 North Street in Winchcombe failed to win their stars back this year after losing them last year. Both are, in our humble opinion better than they have ever been. Made by Bob (Cirencester) picked up a Bib.

Back to Cheltenham Restaurants

The Boots Corner road closure has royally pissed off many local residents. Not least the Mayflower Restaurant whose owner woke up to find a giant wooden planter outside their front door.  On the positive side, anyone who wants to sit outside outside Starbucks on a kind of astroturfed dais can do so now. In general, there’s a pleasant ‘early eighties in Eastern Europe’ vibe going on. Wind of Change.

We enjoyed The Looking Glass in Charlton Kings.  Sunday lunch there is fifteen quid for three courses. It’s an ambitious restaurant and lunch there is bargain for the curious. Pic above is one of their starters. Try lunch and you can work out if you want to invest in an evening visit. Nice atmosphere.  We also rated Giggling Squid on a recent visit. OK, it’s a chain but the Cheltenham restaurant is smart and buzzy and the food is OK.  Left feeling a bit hungry though.

Amongst the best things we’ve eaten recently were the breakfast at Kindness and Co. (really carefully put together), and a pistachio soufflé with coffee at Maison Blanc. We’d called in on the spur of the moment looking for coffee and a pudding. The staff couldn’t have been more helpful.  And Kibou really is on form at the moment, a great Cheltenham restaurant. On the ball front of house staff, happy punters and rock solid cooking.

Cheltenham has so many restaurants that there are always oddities to report on. A Basil Fawlty award went to Eurasia when GloucestershireLive posted stills from video of a rat looking down on the dining room from a ledge.  It was left to a punter to find a ladder and try to catch it, which we would have paid to have seen. You have to feel sorry for the restaurant though.  

Other Cheltenham Restaurant news:

Holee Cow continue their creative ideas for new restaurants. Holee Clucker is their new chicken based venue, opening very soon (on the site of the used to-be-great Real Burger) in Winchcombe Street) and there’s talk of Holy Cheesus (cheese-based snacks) too.  Lewis Spencer, executive chef at Holee Cow gave a bizarre interview, again as quoted by GloucestershireLive. He mentioned the idea of a red light illuminated takeaway hatch* with a sign saying ‘local birds here’ (fnarrr fnarr). OK it would certainly pull in the punters in Race Week. It’s like the Carry On films never went out of fashion.  

The article also quoted him as saying “It will be quite rustic but industrial-looking as well.” Now, if ever you wanted a local journalist to say: “Actually, could you just explain what you mean by that?”, this was the time. They never bloody do though, do they?

*(no pun intended)

Cabbages & Condoms has closed. A new Thai restaurant is opening there soon. I suppose it’s useful if you can’t get a seat at The Vine.

The Enchanted Tea Room has closed – replaced by Henry’s Tea Room.

2015 Masterchef winner Simon Wood is opening a Cheltenham restaurant called, um, Woodkraft (I know, I know) soon in Regent Street. ‘Unintimidating fine dining’ is the theme.  Dunno about you, but I stopped feeling intimated by fine dining some time ago. Looking forward to it though. His restaurant ‘Wood’ in Manchester may give some clues as to what we can expect:  http://www.woodmanchester.com

The East India Cafe owners’ new project ‘Memsahib Gin and Tea Bar’ opens on November 3rd, on the Promenade.  Let’s hope that the charm and style of East India Cafe Cheltenham restaurant is matched neatly down on the new Prom site. The Gin thing rumbles on doesn’t it? By the way, we reckon the future is in aged rums. We tried a Zaya rum (Trinidad and Tobago) recently. It was all aromas of toffee molasses, butter, vanilla, nutty milk chocolate and fudge. Just wow.

A new Wine, Cheese and Chocolate Festival neatly packages the best things in life in one event. It will be at the Racecourse on the 23rd February, 2019.

Two final tips

DEYA’s pop up food truck and beer nights seem to get better and better, follow them on social media for details.  Speaking of industrial estates… there’s a new bakery, Boulangerie Artisan, on Saxon Way which really is well worth checking out http://laboart.co.uk

2018-10-19T07:46:12+00:00October 17th, 2018|

Cheltenham Restaurant News Round Up – May

Cheltenham – what we learned in the last month.

It was good to see the opening of The Sober Parrot in St James Square. It’s an alcohol-free cafe and venue. Coffee is pretty good, cakes are on point and we’ll be back soon to try lunch. Details here. Look forward to seeing what events they have lined up. Their Bakewell Tart, of all things, was nearly the best thing we ate this month in a Cheltenham cafe.

Cheltenham Sober Parrot

 

Nearby, the Cafe at Chapel Arts is now run by the people behind O’Hara’s Coffee House. The brownie size has increased (yay!) and all is well. We’ve loved the various exhibitions at Chapel Arts this year – such an asset to Cheltenham. 

The Cheltenham restaurant scene could be looking up soon. Planning permission has been given for refurbishment of The Quadrangle, which is that 1970’s block next to the Town Hall. It was aquired by a UK pension fund in January 2017 for just over £11m. Their plans for the site include office refurbishment blah blah – and a new sixth floor with (ta-rah!) a rooftop restaurant. That would be fun. Fingers crossed. A while back there was talk of a rooftop restaurant on the BHS site which never happened. 

Planning permission has also been given for something called Cicheti in Regent Street. Cicheti are those snacks served with wine (usually) in tiny Venetian bars, if you’ve been lucky enough to find an authentic one. So possibly a new wine-bar-with-tapas coming to town.

Montpellier Lodge closed suddenly recently. There are signs in the windows saying that it will open soon. One of our sharp-eyed Twitter followers noted that Montpellier Lodge Ltd was registered at about the same time. One possible interpretation of that is that the same ownership will re-open the restaurant, Pheonix like, after a bit of a rethink. There are others. Let’s see. 

Crossways Guest House, got in touch on Twitter to point out that the Thai Brasserie, in Montpellier Terrace has closed. The owner has retired.

Just out of town, there was also news of yet another multi-£million investment at The Frogmill, to include a 100 cover restaurant. 

Love and support to the staff at White Spoon who suffered a late night robbery recently. 

Back in Cheltenham, the town centre is now entirely surrounded by burger joints, with the opening of Moody’s Place, which offers California Style Burgers and Cocktails. The restaurant is on the site of the old Bierkeller which closed quoting an unsustainable business model.

Our social media / freebiewatch leads us to guess that the Drawing Room restaurant at Cotswold Grange (in Pittville Circus Road) is on a bit of a promotional push at present. It’s usually an indication that the chef is on a mission. 

Meanwhile, and we actually paid for all of these, here are some recent…

…Cheltenham things that we enjoyed:

L'Artisan

Best thing we’ve had to eat in the last month: A chestnut-flour biscuit thing, served with walnut mousse at L’Artisan, cheered us up no end, in that endless April grey weather. (This were two componants of a dish called A Walk in the Forest)

Best restaurant experience:  The Tavern, on a Saturday night, was a great mix of up for it diners, good service and food. Good times. We’re getting to like this place more.

Best coffee:  This is getting boring: Scandinavia Coffee Pod (again).

Best drink:  Deya Brewery’s ‘Invoice me for the Microphone’ (Citra and Mosaic IPA) was bloody marvellous. 

Farmers Market Watch: Two terrific Adeys Sirloin steaks for £13. Why would you buy from a supermarket?

2018-05-14T09:31:35+00:00May 13th, 2018|

Deconstructing Your Menu

Menu

We’ve recently been working with a restaurant client on their menus. It led us to go back to basics, do some research and rethink what a menu is.

At the simplest level, a menu is simply there to tell customers what there is to eat and what it costs. In smarter establishments it’s also often a reflection of chef’s ego. Increasingly, though, the menu is written in a way to help you part with as much money as possible. There’s nothing especially sinister about that. It’s the restuarant’s purpose after all. Sometimes, however, it’s nice to know exactly how you are being manipulated.

Menu Tricks

It’s likely that you’ll already be familiar with some of the tricks used by restaurants, especially the larger chain ones. Here are a few old faithfuls:

The disappearing ‘£’ signs.

Burger and Fries 10.5
sells better than          Burger and Fries £10.50

The rise of ‘local’. Objectively, there’s usually no reason why anything produced locally is better than anything not. But the word is a strong trigger to purchase. Studies show that tacking a rustic name to any old tat will increase sales. If a restaurant offers MadeUp Farm Lamb Burgers it sounds agreeably rustic. For all we know, MadeUp farm is a dreadful place.

Chain restaurants are also fond of tacking known brands onto generic dish names. Names such as Southern Comfort Pork Ribs add authenticity to the menu. Even if you’re eating something processed on an industrial estate somewhere.

Fewer and fewer restaurants, thankfully, are using words such ‘fresh’, ‘succulent’ or even ‘delicious’. Quite right too, we can be the judge of that, thanks.

When healthy is a bad thing…

Oddly, studies show that words such as ’healthy’ also cause sales to drop – they’re associated with lower flavour and gratification. Instead, you’ll find green leaf icons and the like. Some pizza chains have encouraged customers to buy pizzas with the centre taken out and replaced by a few rocket leaves. That’s good work by their marketing people.

Dan Jurafsky, a Stanford linguistics professor, found a link between the use of longer words on a menu and higher prices. ‘Decaffeinated’ not ‘decaf’ and ‘accompaniments’ not ‘sides’, that sort of thing.

‘Ideal’ Menu Size

You like to feel that you’re above such techniques and subliminal tricks. So do I, but the evidence is that we aren’t.

A Bournemouth University study looked into ideal menu sizes (from the customer’s point of view) and came up with some surprisingly rigid results. In fine dining establishments, it seems that the magic numbers are 7-10-7: a choice of seven starters, ten main courses and seven puddings. Many chains have a much greater choice than that and there’s evidence to support the argument that large menus disorientate diners, rendering them more open to manipulation.

Such manipulation, called ‘menu engineering’ by Brian Wansink (a consumer behaviour scientist) is based on the idea that diners are likely to follow a number of triggers and psychological tracks that can be used to influence choice. This is intensely valuable information for chain restaurants.

How People Read a Menu

Here are a few commonly accepted patterns of behaviour amongst diners studying menus.

Anyone who books magazine advertising for a living will tell you that the eye tends to head to the right hand side of a page. On a large menu, this is where the high mark-up items are. Better value dishes are often to be found bottom left on a menu, something of a dead space on a menu.

Rather than methodically reading a large menu, from left to right, people tend to let their eyes flicker across a menu in a ‘Z’ shape movement. For that reason, there’s a sweet spot in the centre of a menu layout that is another home for high mark-up items. Wansink also points out that the eye can easily be distracted by pictures, marked up boxes and highlighting. If a menu item is in a box on a menu, the restaurant is keen that you order it.  It’s common practice at Pizza Express etc, etc.

Research shows that customers tend not to order the highest priced item – or the cheapest item on a menu. Knowing that, savvy restaurants tend to put high markup items second at either end of the extremes.

Even if the menu is not a long one, studies indicate that people order from the first few items of a list. So that’s where the high mark up items go.

More Common Menu

Unusual, but easy-to-pronounce foreign language terms can be used to start a conversation with your server and create opportunities for upselling.

William Poundstone, who writes on the psychology of pricing, uses a concept called ‘anchor pricing’. Essentially, if you’ve ever wondered who on earth pays £29.50 (plus sides) for a fillet steak at The Ivy, the answer is, probably, relatively few people. However, putting that price up does have the effect of making Sirloin at £23.50 seem very reasonable.

More and more menus now jumble up fonts and even columns in order to prevent easy comparison of prices. This serves to help hide away the cheaper items.

As for food, so for wine. It’s usual practice for the highest markup – worst value – wines to appear second and third on a list. This is a response to the syndrome where panicked wine buyers opt for these. That way they a) don’t spend too much and b) aren’t embarrassed to be seen to be buying the cheapest. Evan Davis mentioned this on a Radio 4 recently. He was interviewing a couple of chain restaurateurs. There was a squawk of protest as if he had given away a State secret.

Using Menu Insights

Is there a practical application of all this? Well, take your time over a menu is probably the best advice.  Maybe get used to spending more on wine than the entry level offerings. That’s where the best value is. Be aware of the idea of ‘dead’ areas on menus. And remember that only someone with more money than sense ever eats fillet steak in a restaurant.

2018-04-04T12:28:02+00:00April 1st, 2018|

November Cheltenham Restaurants Cafes News

Cheltenham Restaurants: What’s Opened, What’s Closed, What’s Good.

November was the month that your Cheltenham restaurants reviewer got a bit bored with with burgers. But only a little. First up, Five Guys opened. No review as such, as we avoid international restaurant chains. For an indulgent burger experience, once in a while, it’s hard to beat.

That said, the fine folks at Bhoomi have opened Holee Cow. This new burger operation in Clarence Street, in the last few days. We thought, on a quick visit after it opened, that it has a lot of promise. The service was in ‘learning’ mode though. We’ll give them time to settle down before reviewing properly. The menu is short and to the point and the puns are good.

Cheltenham’s first Korean restaurant, Ginger and Garlic, opened on the High Street. Head there fore a bimbambap and kimchee fix. And it has karaoke booths!

At the other end of the High Street, in Grosvenor Street, we liked the look of new Indian takeaway, Delhi Heights. This, too (it’s hard to keep up) opened in the last few days.

Coffee, Coffee Shops and, er Chelmsford

The big cafe opening this month was The Find, in Regent Street. On two floors, good coffee, unfeasibly large cakes, food OK. This place has a lot of ambition and the design work is terrific. You should visit.

In other Coffee News, Cheltenham will lose its Costa crown to Chelmsford, when that City opens its 13th branch. Cheltenham currently holds the title with 11. Sigh. The shame.

Speaking of ambition, The Coconut Tree, Cheltenham’s restaurant of the moment has recently opened a branch in Oxford. Bristol coming any day now too.

Following Amazon’s acquisition of Whole Foods, the company announced that it would close its two stores in Cheltenham and Scotland. The Cheltenham store, including cafe, closes tomorrow. Read our original review here to see what you missed. It’s a shame as Whole Foods added something to the Cheltenham food scene (and the butchery was excellent). Sadly a Cheltenham location never really added up for this group.

 

Cheltenham Restaurants Opening Soon

The Ivy Montpellier Brasserie opens on the 13th December, reservations now open. It’s trading on the celeb image of the original London restaurant, but let us not forget that there are over 20 around the UK now. This venerable brand is rolling out. There’s one in Guildford for heaven’s sake. Anyway let’s hope the Cheltenham restaurant has bags of charm. It will be interesting to see what they make of the Rotunda in Montpellier.  Could be good – the hoardings are now off!

Also in Montpellier, Giggling Squid seem to have gone quiet about their opening date. John Lewis have announced that they won’t open until Autumn 2018. May we have our pavement back soon?

The Old Courthouse (where Jamie Oliver’s, er, pukka Cheltenham gaff was) is set to open ‘early 2018’, although new owners Brunning and Price have published some sample menus  so you can get an indication of what we’re in for.

Industry conversation is all about costs at the moment. Food prices are rising, Chefs share tips on where to find the cheapest butter via social media and cheaper cuts of meat are finding their way onto every menu. Staff costs are rising too. Managers grumble about the cost of agency chefs, as some chefs find that the way to a better work/life balance is to work that way. I would say that there’s something of a Cheltenham restaurants bubble at the moment, like bitcoin. On the other hand, business seems pretty good.  The other gossip at the moment is about a recent ‘hands in the till’ bust locally, but we can’t say too much more for obvious reasons.

With winter nights coming on, we’re thinking its time to visit some of those smaller,  cosy Cheltenham restaurants that we like so much again – Petit Coco and East India Cafe come to mind.

2017-11-28T20:20:39+00:00November 27th, 2017|

Cheltenham Restaurant News Roundup October

A few things in the Cheltenham restaurant cafe scene that we’ve noticed.

The Willow Tree in the High Street has closes its cafe operation. It now trades as a craft shop and venue. Not far away, O’Hara’s Coffee House opens for business in St George’s Place. Gridiron closed its doors. It’s never a pleasure to report a restaurant closure but the writing seemed to be on the wall. Meanwhile, over at The Railway, they’ve made the radical move from sausage menu to Thai ‘street food’.

In addition to everything else Five Guys Cheltenham has opened.

The November Michelin announcements causes a few ripples in Gloucestershire. Lords of the Manor and 5 North Street in Winchcombe lose their stars. In Cheltenham, The Tavern loses its ‘Bib’. For what it’s worth, we think that Purslane deserves more respect from Michelin.

There has been a remarkable sequence of new openings in the Cheltenham restaurant cafe scene. Consequently, there’s a real premium on chefs and front of house staff. We know of more than one restaurant in Cheltenham that is essentially in free fall with no head chef and ridiculous staff turnover rates. Brexit and the weak pound has already had an impact on overseas employee. The restaurant industry will be a rocky ride for those businesses that don’t look after their best people.

Giggling Squid, the Brighton Thai-based tapas (eh?) restaurant is slated for opening early next year. They have a site ready in Montpellier, not far from the new Ivy location. Opening February/March, we hear.

The Find Cheltenham Restaurant Cafe

A few much talked about new openings are taking shape. The Ivy announces that it will open in December.  Specifically it will be called ‘The Ivy Montpellier Brasserie’. The Find, a new coffee house venture in Regent Street (not far from excellent Coffee Dispensary) is at the vacancy advertising stage. So, surely opening soon, even if ‘opening in Autumn’ is as much they say at present. Furthermore an interesting aspect of The Find is that it will have office spaces bookable on the top floor.

Not a restaurant cafe, but foodies will have a keen eye on the John Lewis opening date. Local press say that it will open in 6 months time. Rumours are that it will be even longer.

Seems like busy times in Cheltenham will continue.

Best things recently

The best thing we ate recently was a brioche feuilletée from Baker and Graze, which we think is hitting great form. We have the most fun at Coconut Tree, with its great atmosphere. The top bargain in town is surely the Champignon Sauvage set lunch (they retained their two Michelin stars). Best coffee, in a competitive field, is from Scandinavian Coffee Pod. Best breakfast is from The Curious Cafe, but that goes without saying really. Our favourite cake is a brownie from the Chapel Arts centre, which is a great tip for a quiet coffee in civilised surroundings.

Remember we base all of our Cheltenham restaurant cafe comments on paying our way. Most noteworthy, we don’t take advertising. Furthermore we don’t write because of freebies. We like to hear from you with suggestions, comments or gossip – please get in touch.

2018-01-06T22:22:10+00:00October 21st, 2017|

Five Guys Cheltenham – What to Expect

Wow – Hillary Clinton in Cheltenham on Sunday, Five Guys opens on Monday. …what’s going on?

Five Guys

Five Guys is an American chain. Our U.S. Correspondent (USC) rates them – “a lot of people have copied them, but I don’t think anyone quite manages it. They’re good burgers.”

We nipped over to Five Guys, Oxford to preview what Cheltenham will be offering. First impression is that it’s busy venue, it’s in-your-face red and white and there are a lot more than just five guys working there. The menu is short – burgers, dogs, sandwiches, fries and drinks.

Burgers come in standard or ‘little’ versions of hamburger, cheeseburger, bacon burger and cheeseburger. This is a little piece of America so the little burgers are pretty big and fries are generous. A Bacon Cheeseburger is £8.95, the ‘little’ version £6.95. Burger entry point is a ‘Little Hamburger’ (£4.75). All the options include free toppings (lettuce, pickles, tomato, onion, mushrooms, jalapeno and sauces etc).

How Five Guys Works

You order, you pay and you pick up with your numbered ticket. They’ll offer you water, which is nice. One of the USPs is that the fries are cooked in peanut oil, so there are boxes of monkey nuts (peanuts) for you to help yourself from if you’re peckish. Fries come salty or cajun.

Milkshakes (£4.85) are great, according to our USC – “because the ‘mix-ins’ are cool”. And – horror! – you can add in bacon to your shake. “It’s about sweet and salty”, says the USC, “Just go with it.”

So the order arrives in a ghetto grocery bag*… you take a seat and unfoil the burger.

Our verdict was that it was indeed a very good burger – up to Byron standards, (but a little cheaper). The fries were great.  OK, So it’s a pretty oily/greasy experience by Blighty standards, but I don’t think that’s a bad thing. You don’t get a taste that big by going low fat (my little cheeseburger was 550 calories).

Five Guys Cheltenham is at The Brewery, Henrietta St, Cheltenham GL50 4FA not far from Cosy Club.
*you need to watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eU2O3dgW_8

2017-11-10T10:13:26+00:00October 14th, 2017|

Cheltenham Farmers Market

Cheltenham Farmers Market

Cheltenham Farmers Market is held on the second and fourth Friday of every month (Cheltenham Economic Development please note; the runaway success of Stroud’s market has, in part, been based on the fact that it takes place every week: as a punter, you know where you are) on the pedestrianised bit of the Prom, sandwiched between Waterstone’s and Cavendish House. It’s a good thing to support (a healthy Cheltenham restaurants culture should go hand in hand with a healthy local food culture) and you’ll usually find fruit and veg, plants, herbs, meat, cakes, sweets, preserves, bread, cheese and so on. You’ll also find occasional other guests stars, from pies to a Cheltenham’s gin brand (known as ‘Trust Fund Gin’ in our house).

As usual, it pays to shop early, the market runs from 9am to 2pm or so but the best stuff tends to go early

Here’s a quick run through some of the stands you’ll see at Cheltenham Farmers Market, with a few comments on things we like and which you might like too. No particular order, although let’s begin with a winner:

Madgett’s, based in Chepstow, sell free-range chickens and ducks from the Forest of Dean. This is one of the first stands that I head for. Quality is great (this is where I get my Christmas turkey from) and they supply some of the best Cheltenham restaurants such as Curry Corner. Keep an eye on the stand for occasional additional products, such as wild boar and duck sausages. Recently, for example, Madgett’s had Cumbria grouse at £12 a brace, oven ready.

Adey’s Farm from near Berkeley is pretty good too. They raise and sell organic Angus beef, lamb and pork.

Frocester Fayre is a reliable source of meat – I like their faggots (MATRON!) and pies

Smarts Cheeses produce great organic, vegetarian Gloucester cheeses – you can buy minis too. Single and Double Gloucester cheeses and you’ll sometimes see Harefield, which is what you might call a Gloucester Parmesan, a one year aged Single Gloucester cheese with a salty sharp tang. If you prefer a brie/Camembert style, head over to the St Eadburgha stand (Gorsehill Abbey Cheeses, near Broadway), a popular and tasty soft cheese – another organic, too.I like the bloke from Churches Bakery, he’s genuinely passionate about his bread and reckons he has made over 2.8 million cakes in his time.

I’m a bit wary of chocolate from Farmers’ Markets, but Elizabeth James Confectionary make a good chocolate lollipop, a good way to finish off a dinner party.

For vegetables, Primrose Vale are good, as are Roots vegetables – prices are pretty fair.

What else? I usually buy from Endive, which is a prepared salad bar – plenty of great looking salads, broad bean, feta, supergreen salads, hummus… that kind of thing.Everything seems extremely fresh and the owner has the most heartwarming smile too. Usually next door is Oxford Deli and I’ll get a couple of their beautifully spiced veggie samosas to counteract all the healthy stuff.

Cheltenham Farmers Market

If Whitehouse farmhouse plants are there, I’ll check them out.

Lakehouse brewery make a good unfiltered beer in the Malverns and I also liked Beard and Sabre Cider (Cirencester) . The Cotswolds isn’t that well known for cider (the rest of Gloucestershire is) but my two favourites recently have been Apple Smuggler, a CAMRA approved cider by Beard and Sabre at Cheltenham Farmers Market and I was blown away by Pearson’s Cider from Moreton in Marsh, but sadly you’ll have to hunt her out elsewhere.

2017-09-05T20:33:35+00:00September 3rd, 2017|

Sober Parrot

The Sober Parrot?  A New Venue for Cheltenham

(Please note. Sober Parrot is now open, for review please visit http://www.criticalcheltenham.com/the-sober-parrot/. This blog article was written prior to opening.)

You may be missing the (closed) Number 7 Wine Bar in St James’s Square (not far from The Fire Station pub/restaurant). It was pretty highly rated. Anyway, prepare to welcome The Sober Parrot. There’s a lot going on in this just off-centre-corner of town. Nearby you’ll find restaurants such as the Bottle of Sauce and galleries such as Chapel Arts opening up.

The Sober Parrot will be Cheltenham’s first alcohol-free late night entertainment venue, a community enterprise from The Nelson Trust Hub Project, a local charity. To understand the idea behind The Sober Parrot, you need to understand the Nelson Trust. It was founded in 1985 in Stroud, as a residence for people recovering from addiction. Its admirable list of achievements since has included the Women’s Centre in Gloucester and the Hub Bistro. Along the way they’ve picked up support from Russell Brand and the Duchess of Cambridge. The Sober Parrot is the latest venture. Now open (see above)!

Sober Parrot

The new venue, which is expected to open later in August, will host live music and events. It’s a great idea and the concept contributes perfectly to the Nelson Trust’s objective of finding space for addicts to recover.

Why Sober Parrot? Alcohol and drug dependency in the hospitality industry.

We shouldn’t kid ourselves that the unsocial hours, pressure and graft involved in the hospitality industry doesn’t lead to drug and alcohol issues. And there’s a cruel irony that Cheltenham restaurants and hotels, with their need for low pay, low skill staff are often the way back into work for those in recovery from addiction. The Sober Parrot idea works on two levels – by firstly offering an alcohol-free venue. Secondly a staffing policy that helps people in recovery from addiction to gain life skills, train and gather the experience to help them return to long term, paid employment.

And, just in case we’ve made all that sound rather worthy hopefully it will, above all, work on the straightforward level of being a welcome addition to the Cheltenham venue scene. Entertainment is more than just alcohol, as the fundraisers say.

If you’d like to get involved from the very start there’s a Just Giving page here:

2018-05-10T12:36:31+00:00June 27th, 2017|

Politics and Cheltenham Restaurants – Election Special!

Cheltenham restaurants are places where politics might be discussed over lunch, but chances are your host is right of centre. In fact the hospitality trade is a pretty c(C)onservative sector of industry. As noted by George Orwell, the grander hotels and restaurants have long had a parasitic relationship with big money and a vested interest enthusiasm for wealthy excess.

In the apex of all that is London, the City and the West End, but the ripple effect spreads out to Cotswolds and Cheltenham restaurants. Basically the hospitality thrives – or it thinks it does – on low taxation, free enterprise, deregulation. Jeremy Corbyn’s promise of a £10 an hour minimum wage sent a slight shudder through an industry that has been built on low wages, low skills and long hours, even if that is slowly changing.

Cheltenham Restaurants food

The 2017 – should have been – about a bigger issue this time though… and that’s Brexit. Set out to write Cheltenham restaurant reviews and chances are that 25% of the staff you’ll encounter at any cafe or restaurant are workers from outside the UK. A British Hospitality Association (BHA) survey estimates that 75% of UK waiters/waitresses; 25% of chefs and 37% of housekeeping staff are from the EU. The report highlights a looming recruitment crisis.

The issue isn’t just about European workers. Last year, a shortage of curry chefs emerged – around 600 UK curry houses shut in an 18 month period. This has driven up curry chef wages. It may not be a coincidence that the Cheltenham restaurants list these days feature more and more upmarket curry houses with higher prices. A smart move.

If you think about it, Cheltenham has benefitted from enormously from the overseas contribution to its restaurant scene, from Kibou to East India Cafe – maybe it’s something we take for granted.

The BHA has called on the government to work with the hospitality and tourism industry on a ten-year planned approach so that businesses can have time to adapt.

The independent Migration Observatory at the University of Oxford estimates that 96% of the EU nationals who work in hospitality would not be able to enter the UK under the existing immigration rules for non-EU nationals. It’s a serious issue and one which isn’t covered by reassurances that Britain will be able to – post Brexit – attract the ‘brightest and the best’ – in some cases, what the industry needs is simply the hardest working, the people prepared to clean down a kitchen at 1am, to work split shifts in Cheltenham restaurants or prep food through a Bank Holiday weekend. Pret a Manger, which opens in Cheltenham soon, recently said that only one in fifty of its job applicants was from the UK, whilst EU nationals make up 65% of its workers.

Another issue is housing and staff accommodation – those picturesque Cotswold hotel restaurants and smart Cheltenham restaurants need to draw staff from somewhere.

The Conservatives haven’t said much specific about immigration post-Brexit yet. Kamal Ahmed, reporting for the BBC described the Home Office as being “desperate for data” on the impact of limits on European migration.

Hard or soft Brexit will have a huge impact on the future of the UK restaurant trade.

2017-06-08T12:11:13+00:00June 7th, 2017|

The Ivy Cheltenham – What’s That About?

Ivy Cheltenham

The Ivy Cheltenham? What’s That About?

(Since this original blog entry, The Ivy Brasserie is now open and our review is here.)

The Ivy Cheltenham? In case that sounds surreal, we take a look at The Ivy, why it’s going to join the Cheltenham Restaurants scene and what we can expect.

You have to keep up to speed in the fast moving world of Cheltenham restaurant reviews. It looks as if The Ivy Cheltenham will actually be a thing. Cheltenham Borough Council has received a licensing application from Troia Restaurants. Director is Richard Caring, a heavyweight in the hospitality industry, chum of ‘Sir’ Philip Green (of BHS Pension Fund fame) and the main man behind the Ivy Collection, which includes restaurants – or brands – such as Le Caprice, The Ivy, Scott’s, J. Sheeky and various other London success stories.

The location in question is the Rotunda building in Montpellier, already a busy area for Cheltenham restaurants – ground zero for Cheltenham Restaurant Reviews.

The Ivy – and Le Caprice, especially, built their reputation on good food, service and a high celeb count. But this is, obviously, no relocation to Cheltenham and what we will actually be getting is a new outpost of a format called The Ivy Grills and Brasseries. The celeb count here will have to draw from the slightly more limited gene-pool of locals such as Dom Joly and, er, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.

Ivy Cheltenham logo

The brand has already opened a couple of restaurants in the Home Counties and Bristol, with openings forthcoming in Bath, Edinburgh and Exeter. Assuming that they follow the formula, the Cheltenham restaurant will be called The Ivy Cheltenham Brasserie (or, conceivably, The Ivy Montpellier Brasserie) and will be open breakfast ’til late, seven days a week.
The original Ivy style was to keep some tables unreserved at a dining bar, plus bookable tables which I’d guess will be followed in the Cheltenham operation.

In terms of the menu – this is not a pretentious fine dining establishment, despite the aura surrounding its name. The original restaurant actually built its reputation on good service and no-nonsense classics, famously its Shepherd’s Pie. That seems to be the formula for the new Brasseries, which list soups, gravlax and bang bang chicken as starters and risotto, roast pollock or chicken breast as mains in its midweek lunch set menu (£21 for three courses). Things get a bit more pricy a la carte for dinner, of course with Shepherd’s Pie £13.50 through to fillet steaks pushing £30 quid, plus sides. That’s assuming, as seems likely, Ivy Cheltenham offers a similar menu. By the way, if £13.50 for Shepherd’s Pie seems steep to you, it could be worse – The Ivy in London charges £19.50, plus a £2 cover charge although to be fair, you’re paying for more than just a Shepherd’s Pie. At least it’s more affordable to be in the Cheltenham restaurant reviews business.

The Ivy Grills and Brasseries tend to look great inside – banquette seating, skilful lighting and smartly turned out staff. We can expect the same at this addition to the list of Cheltenham restaurants. And work starts this summer, so we could see them open by the Autumn.

2018-01-07T17:54:00+00:00May 23rd, 2017|